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Hey friends, quick thing off the top here, it's me, your dungeon master, Russ More.

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And me.

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Oh yeah, we're here too.

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And we're all here.

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All of us.

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We just like, I just like to introduce ourselves, just because we haven't introduced

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ourselves yet, so we're going to introduce ourselves.

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Allow myself to introduce myself.

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I mean, it's basically what we're doing, this is like our pre-introducing ourselves

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introduction of ourselves.

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That's correct.

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What episode are we on right now?

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Episode 106, we decided to start pre-introduced.

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107.

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107, okay, I was pretty good guess.

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Pretty close.

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Pretty close.

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Just a little note to make sure to listen right to the end of today's episode, the

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very end, so you get all the information.

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Because this one is a-

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Are there bloops at the end?

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There will be a couple good bloops at the end.

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Okay, well don't leave before the bloops then.

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Okay, so like kind of between the bloops and whatever this message is.

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So just listen through all like you normally do, just keep listening until you get all

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the information that you need to make the decisions that you need for your life, okay?

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And then you'll hear hilarious bloops and it'll all be okay.

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Wow, this was mysterious.

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On with the show!

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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Well actually, I have questions.

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Nanpah 9, Bureau of Anomalists, Legends, Lore and Spectacles.

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We're sort of more like freelancers, we don't necessarily take-

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We take our directions from the big guy.

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Yeah, normally we kind of just look towards Glim in that book.

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Some prophecies say that in the not-so-distant future, a great army of the undead will sweep

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over the land led by the shadow.

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No, come on.

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There's no way.

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Hold on, have you met the shadow?

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There is strange things afoot and this new prophecy might be the way that we need

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to go.

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That means we're not doing anything else right now.

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We're certainly not going to Celestia.

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Nope.

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Because we can follow simple direction.

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These metal bars crashed to the ground behind you.

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Watch out behind you guys!

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Look out behind you!

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Took you long enough.

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Stop fucking around, boys.

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You guys were supposed to be here a couple hours ago.

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You know, they don't speak monkey.

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They couldn't get us across the crater.

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It's okay.

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Don't worry about it.

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Do labels on shirts mean nothing anymore?

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Here, have a Werther's.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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He, him.

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Also with me today is...

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Amy More.

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Yes, she, her and I am playing Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue.

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He, him.

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And Tom Lair.

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He, him.

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And I am playing Moot, who is a half-orc wild magic sorcerer who also goes by He, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her.

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I am playing Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

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Also she, her.

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And joining us again today, the loveliest of guests who might backstabble you...

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It's Lindsey Bowen.

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He, him.

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Playing Nanpah Nine, an autonome fighter of indeterminate subclass, a kindly older gent

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with candies for all.

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Kindly seems like a bit of a stretch.

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Got all those Werther's though, right?

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So that's trustworthy.

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I mean, who doesn't love a Werther?

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Now, when you asked to see...

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Well, you didn't ask to see the labels.

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When Smartmonkey showed you his label, it said not evil.

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You might have noticed that Nanpah didn't show you his label.

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Wonder what it says.

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Very evil, I'd assume.

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Or just not.

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And you have to be standing side by side.

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Not evil.

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Not evil.

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It's a double negative.

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Not evil.

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Not.

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It's very important to show them both at the same time.

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That future reference when you are being brought on a destiny, ask to see both labels.

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Now we know.

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You got to learn these lessons the hard way sometimes, I guess.

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Our characters are still so young.

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That's true.

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There's so much they haven't learned yet.

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So much.

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Like the label rule.

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Where you can provide us labels or items or NPCs is over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash

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dumb dragon cast, where we take all of those lovely things and turn them magic-like into...

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Well, no, we just take them verbatim because they're pretty good ideas and we use them

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in the show.

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Much better than our own ideas.

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Oh yeah, 100%.

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But when you are a patron, you also receive an episode dedication, of which today we

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are dedicating our episode to Kelly Conrad.

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Kelly Conrad.

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It's Kelly.

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Oh, the alliteration of your name makes me happy.

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It's definitely like a comic book character.

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Kelly Conrad.

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Kelly Conrad.

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From the Daily News.

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Of course.

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From the Daily News.

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Every day, get that news with Kelly Conrad.

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Thank you, Kelly.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, we'd love for you to join us over there.

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Rah!

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Sorry, I thought we were just going to start growling at them.

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No, I just forgot.

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I was going to do this at the beginning here, but we started talking about Werther's

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and stuff instead.

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Lindsay, you have something you want to share with us that sounded really cool.

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Tell us a little bit about that.

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Sure.

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I've got something I can plug.

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It's called...

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So something I do called the 24-hour plays.

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And during the pandemic, we've done the 24-hour plays viral monologues.

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It's available on Instagram TV or YouTube.

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It's at 24-hour plays at Instagram.

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And it's a lot of celebrities and working actors and young actors doing monologues

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that have been written and rehearsed and prepared in a single day.

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And they're often doing it in their own home.

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So you get to see Hugh Dancy in his, like literally his cabbage patch, doing

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about him standing in a cabbage patch or Davi Diggs in front of crazy wallpaper in his

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house talking about crazy wallpaper or David Cross in a bathtub wearing a sailor's cap.

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It's fun stuff and it's a not-for-profit.

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And we did it just to give artists and writers something to do during the pandemic

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and you should check it out.

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Love it.

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We'll put links down in the description so you can go find that.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play.

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We've been betrayed.

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OK, we're up to date now.

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Moot, Glim, and Sully, you find yourselves in a prison cell.

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Nampaw Nine standing on the other side of the bars, laying out the tragedies that

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have befallen some of Faerun and Toriel as a whole because of the actions of yourselves.

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Expect goblins to live in a designated goblin district.

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It's apparent on its face.

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If you see a little doggie fall through a portal, check to see if that little doggie

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has a little boy chasing it.

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Just check.

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Guys, when he says goblin district now, just like saying it back, it doesn't sound

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I, I, I mean, I agree.

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At the time though, it seemed…

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It seemed like a solution, but it wasn't a solution.

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A solution would have been integration with the majority of the population.

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However, we were very young, we were just starting out, but I think like this needs

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Moot, can you write this down?

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This needs to be something we backtrack on.

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These are good lessons.

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I don't like the trickery and I don't like being in the prison cell, but I do

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appreciate sort of the insight that the hindsight is giving us.

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Oh yeah, for sure.

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They say it's 2030.

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I'm glad this is syncing with somebody.

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Sonny, take the Werther's.

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He hands it out to Glim.

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He's real bad with pronouns, that's why he always asks for them.

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Oh, thanks.

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Don't eat that, don't eat that Glim.

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We don't know what's in those.

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I'm not going to punish myself by not eating the Werther's one more.

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Yeah, but you don't know if it's a Werther's.

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Oh, oh you're right.

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This guy just locked us in a cage.

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He just tricked us.

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Don't take something, do not take candy from strangers.

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Who would be more strange than this person we thought we knew and is now not the person

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we thought we knew?

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Is your name even really Nanpa Gnome?

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Nine?

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Nine?

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You know what, I don't even care to know, I don't even care to know.

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Let us out.

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I am Nanpa, ninth of his name, and you should just think about what you've done

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for a minute.

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And he kind of wheels away.

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Professor, tell him.

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I mean, is anybody getting any of this?

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I'm not.

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I mean, I feel like they're really trying to express themselves, but I'm not picking

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I can tell there's passion behind it, but I just don't.

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I'm not getting any of it.

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The way I'm not understanding is we were outlined some wrongdoings and sure, yes, that

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happened.

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Mistakes were made.

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But now as we try to fix them, we are bamboozled in a cage.

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How is this supposed to change anything?

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How is it supposed to change anything?

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Yeah, Dr. Monkey.

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Nanpa is far away talking, talking to these other weird assemblage of creatures who kind

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of came up right as soon as the cage went down.

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Yeah, let's just.

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Let's talk about those creatures.

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I was going to say, take a second and maybe feel free if you want me to jump

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in on any.

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But if you want to describe them, Lindsay, that would be great.

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Sure.

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Only one is a human.

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He's tattooed from his neck to his toes.

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He's wearing a white sort of sleeveless t-shirt, big, big black billowing pants.

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He seems to have a tome of some sort on his side and just covered in tattoos.

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There's a big tall mantis creature with a wicked looking, looking two headed battle

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axe at the ready.

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You also see what looks like an ooze carrying a holy symbol.

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And you know, I don't know if you can tell if it's a holy symbol, an unholy symbol,

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a neutral symbol, but it's definitely kind of religious looking and a little pseudopod

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comes out of the ooze, holds up the holy symbol, once while an ear comes out of

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the ooze and listens to what someone else is saying and sometimes a head comes out

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of the ooze and nods.

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Well, certainly there's an interesting collection of folks here.

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Are we being punished?

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With that, there's a knock at the door.

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Now, why would there be a knock at the door?

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This is a prison. People can just walk in all the time.

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Let's just say there's like bars.

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There's not really a door.

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Oh, there's like a door.

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Like to the to the chamber, right?

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To the chamber.

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Oh, OK.

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You didn't say there was a door when we came in.

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A secret rock door you didn't see before it opens.

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If you had a dwarf, if you thought to bring a dwarf with you, you would have seen it.

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Where's your dwarf?

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Where's your dwarf, people?

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A human dressed in robes enters.

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And looks to the group that's not behind bars and says, Daisy, we'll see you now.

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I'm fucking around, I guess.

256
00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:05,899
And then Paul looks a little his face never moves.

257
00:12:05,939 --> 00:12:10,539
He's a robot with no movable features, but his head hangs a little bit.

258
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:14,340
He looks a little crestfallen as he squeaks after the robe figure.

259
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,379
Time to see Daisy.

260
00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,539
I hope he's in the biggest amount of trouble.

261
00:12:19,819 --> 00:12:25,419
Me too. What if he was supposed to just give us dinner or something, and instead he put us in prison?

262
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,100
Can I squeeze through these bars?

263
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,500
I'm a small person.

264
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,419
No, they're jail bars.

265
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,659
You're four feet tall.

266
00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:38,059
It matters how thin I am, not how tall I am.

267
00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:40,059
Okay, so you're six inches thin?

268
00:12:41,819 --> 00:12:42,219
No.

269
00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:45,019
I know how big six inches is, Russell.

270
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,620
That sounded weirdly pointed.

271
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,539
For no particular reason do I know.

272
00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:56,860
Okay, fine.

273
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,019
I can't squeeze through the bars.

274
00:12:58,740 --> 00:12:59,339
Is there...

275
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,259
The bars came from above?

276
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:04,219
Or below?

277
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,699
You're in an entirely different area.

278
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:09,899
I said you're in a jail cell.

279
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:12,779
So bars came down and then they took us to the jail cell.

280
00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:14,659
Oh, well, that part I didn't understand.

281
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:15,819
Shut up, Tom.

282
00:13:15,819 --> 00:13:16,419
I didn't either.

283
00:13:16,419 --> 00:13:17,339
Fuck you, Tom.

284
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,100
If no one but God agrees that's what happened, did it happen?

285
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:25,259
I mean, I didn't follow that either, but just hearing Russ like spell it out for you was very funny.

286
00:13:25,819 --> 00:13:26,779
You're not even there.

287
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:31,500
I was under the impression that we were still in the barge.

288
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,740
Oh, no, I kind of had...

289
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,419
Well, fuck, come on now.

290
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,059
Okay, well, never mind.

291
00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,500
I'd like to pick the lock.

292
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:43,179
You check your pockets and realize that everybody has taken all of your things from you.

293
00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,059
All of my things?

294
00:13:44,059 --> 00:13:44,700
All of your things.

295
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,740
What about my rock?

296
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,100
They put you in jail.

297
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:47,899
Did they take my rock?

298
00:13:47,899 --> 00:13:48,940
What about the stuff in her butt?

299
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,299
Yeah, what about the keistered stuff?

300
00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:51,259
His butt.

301
00:13:51,259 --> 00:13:51,820
Sorry.

302
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:52,379
That's okay.

303
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,139
It's not a name, his butt.

304
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:55,740
Or is it?

305
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:57,419
I'll never tell.

306
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,179
Yeah, what about the secret...

307
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,260
Lockpick that I've keistered?

308
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:03,900
Yeah.

309
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,660
What about the butt stuff, Russ?

310
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:10,220
Okay, roll me straight D20.

311
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,860
Above 10, you've got your lockpicks in your butt.

312
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,220
Below 10, you don't have your lockpicks in your butt.

313
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:17,980
This doesn't seem very fair.

314
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,020
It's 50-50.

315
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:22,860
It's 10.

316
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,460
You have half of your lockpick set in your butt.

317
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,740
Above and below, he didn't say what happened with 10.

318
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,379
Guys, I can only get 50% of them out.

319
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,540
We're gonna have to work with what we've got here.

320
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:45,980
Can I roll a disadvantage to pick a lock with only half the amount of lockpicks I need?

321
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:53,180
As the secret stone door closes, you unkeister half of your lockpick set

322
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,460
and can roll with disadvantage to try and pick the lock.

323
00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,139
And did all the baddies go to see Daisy or just...

324
00:15:00,139 --> 00:15:02,460
Everybody, yeah, the whole group left.

325
00:15:04,059 --> 00:15:04,460
Fuck me.

326
00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:07,740
I can't roll above a 10.

327
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,939
Plus slight of hand.

328
00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:11,980
Yeah, so that is a 12.

329
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:16,939
Yeah, with half of the lockpick set, you are unable to pick this lock.

330
00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:18,699
Guys, they're just too slippery.

331
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,340
Let's just let that sit for a second.

332
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,700
Yeah, yeah, just a long silence after that.

333
00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:29,259
Okay, so...

334
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,220
Come back.

335
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:31,980
What the heck?

336
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:32,700
We're trying to help.

337
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,980
I made Russ make a face.

338
00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:41,179
We're trying to help the orb.

339
00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:42,299
So are they the cult?

340
00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:43,340
Is there no cult?

341
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,220
I don't understand.

342
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,500
Is there an orb?

343
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,139
Is this just about punishing us for bad things that we did?

344
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,580
Great question.

345
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,379
This is a great question.

346
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:52,460
Is there even a fucking prophecy?

347
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,019
We've just been swindled.

348
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:55,580
I'm mad.

349
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,220
I guess nothing they said could be true.

350
00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:00,940
Melt these bars with your magic.

351
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,139
Oh, can you do that?

352
00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:03,019
Try that.

353
00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:04,139
I mean, I can try.

354
00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:04,940
Okay, great.

355
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:05,899
All right, stand back.

356
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,379
Yeah, I guess I'll hit it with a scorching ray.

357
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,100
Fuck, I hope a unicorn shows up.

358
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,500
Yeah, but outside the bars.

359
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:22,300
Okay, so to hit is a 17 on the bars.

360
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,899
You'll hit the bars, yeah.

361
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:24,399
Perfect.

362
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,740
The bars don't jump out of the way or...

363
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,019
Do you want some damage as well?

364
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:30,299
Yeah, give me some damage.

365
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,700
That is nine fire damage.

366
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,379
Describe to me how cool Moot looks casting this spell.

367
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:39,019
I mean, Moot looks super cool.

368
00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:39,259
He...

369
00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:41,899
Oh, sorry, I guess it...

370
00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:42,700
Oh, no, that's right.

371
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:48,620
It says there's three rays, but yet I roll a two d6s.

372
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,500
All right.

373
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,460
Oh, no, there we go.

374
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,180
Three d6s.

375
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:51,740
All right, hang on.

376
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:54,700
There's one more at a four to that.

377
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:55,740
So 13, I guess.

378
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,700
Sure, even better.

379
00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:02,220
Moot looks super cool doing this to jail cell bars.

380
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:08,220
He's just got like a torrent of fire coming out of his hands.

381
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:12,299
Swirling around your hands and you release it towards the bars

382
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:16,620
and this field shoots up out of...

383
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,299
Almost out of the ground, it seems,

384
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:22,860
as the fire redirects back towards the three of you

385
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:25,259
and you each take 13 fire damage.

386
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,180
Wait, we don't share the fire damage among us?

387
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:29,819
No.

388
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:31,259
Sharing is caring.

389
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:36,299
As you fall to the ground coughing and trying to catch your breath,

390
00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:39,500
as the air around you is just ignited,

391
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,539
we transition to another room.

392
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,099
A board room of sorts.

393
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:51,740
And inside it's wood paneled.

394
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:56,539
It's like a floral yellow and green wallpaper on the walls.

395
00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:01,740
And in walks Nampaw Nine and Professor Smart Monkey,

396
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,740
followed by their crew.

397
00:18:04,539 --> 00:18:06,859
As this person leads them in,

398
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:12,140
tells them you can have a seat and Daisy will be in shortly.

399
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,259
Fine, I'll take a kettle of whiskey, but only one.

400
00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:17,339
And under protest.

401
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:18,859
Kettle of whiskey coming right up.

402
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:25,660
And he exits through a back door that's like a panel door

403
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:27,020
that doesn't look like a door.

404
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,540
It's just a secret entrance.

405
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,980
You all sit down and everybody's kind of just silently

406
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,260
looking at each other,

407
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,020
waiting for someone to break the tension.

408
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:39,580
Well, I've had better days, kids.

409
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:44,220
The ooze kind of lifts up its ear and the holy symbol

410
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,260
and pulls itself up onto the table slowly.

411
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:52,140
And Professor Smart Monkey reaches into his pocket

412
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:54,779
and starts like tossing the chalk up into the air.

413
00:18:58,299 --> 00:19:00,619
You know, they might pay out, Professor.

414
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,980
They might, Nampaw looks around at the rest of the crew.

415
00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,740
They might allow you guys, your brains back.

416
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,940
Or maybe we'll just see.

417
00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:17,820
He leans over to the professor and says,

418
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,740
maybe we'll just kill everybody and leave.

419
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,779
Professor Smart Monkey stops at that for a moment.

420
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:34,539
You know, maybe with those morons in the cage,

421
00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:36,380
we can team up.

422
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:43,980
Get paid, kick balls, and get the hell out of here.

423
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:47,660
With that, the back panel door opens up and in walks

424
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:53,339
a small gnome in a freshly pressed lavender pantsuit.

425
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,539
Hair pulled back into a tight bun.

426
00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:01,740
She hops up onto the chair at the end and says,

427
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:05,339
well, it looks like you balls

428
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,420
have finally done something right.

429
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,539
Listen, Lick would be nothing without balls.

430
00:20:10,539 --> 00:20:11,420
Don't give me that.

431
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,940
You bureaucrats are nothing.

432
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,019
Lick has the power of Orcus at his side.

433
00:20:15,019 --> 00:20:17,900
Lick does everything Lick needs, but you are called in

434
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:22,059
just to get the nuisances out of the way.

435
00:20:22,059 --> 00:20:24,380
Balls, balls is the answer.

436
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,700
Balls is always the answer.

437
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,860
Conversations, can I just talk to the monkey?

438
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,460
I don't know why I didn't start with him.

439
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,900
Nampaw wheels himself into the corner and just like sulking.

440
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:40,059
Professor Smart Monkey looks over to Nampaw Nine.

441
00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:40,619
No, no, no.

442
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:43,099
You please lead this conversation with Daisy.

443
00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:43,659
I'm done.

444
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,299
Yes, he is very difficult sometimes.

445
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,740
The fact of the matter is you brought them all here

446
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,579
and you're right.

447
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,339
You do deserve your reward.

448
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:01,519
Yep.

449
00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:07,500
What I want, Daisy.

450
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,180
And he yells from the far corner of the paneled room.

451
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,339
What I want is my team back.

452
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:13,980
Your team back?

453
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:17,339
Well, your team is under contract of sorts.

454
00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:22,299
The new right hand, well, I guess he's not new right hand,

455
00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:27,500
but he's very, loves just organization

456
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,380
and having things neat in order.

457
00:21:31,579 --> 00:21:34,940
I mean, you've met Vorunax once and Lipsinki,

458
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,700
she's new around here.

459
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,460
I think she's coming in later today

460
00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:41,900
just to kind of deal with this problem.

461
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,340
What I want is a tag in my chassis

462
00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:47,340
that doesn't say morally questionable.

463
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,059
Well, if you weren't so morally questionable,

464
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,980
we wouldn't have to put that tag on you.

465
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,259
Now would we, Nampaw?

466
00:21:53,259 --> 00:21:55,420
Pay us and let's end this charade.

467
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,460
I don't like you.

468
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,660
You don't like me.

469
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:59,980
Stop fucking around.

470
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,259
Stop fucking around.

471
00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:03,580
All right, I'll stop fucking around.

472
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:04,140
She gets up.

473
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:05,740
She grabs her clipboard

474
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,340
that I forgot to mention when she walks in

475
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,140
and she storms out of the back panel,

476
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:11,180
slams it behind her.

477
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:15,900
Your counterparts, their gaze drifts over to you

478
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,020
sulking in the corner

479
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,100
and then over to Professor Smart Monkey

480
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:24,860
who also is looking troubled

481
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:28,460
and you hear a click at both doors

482
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:31,580
as if they are locked.

483
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,740
I love that it's a big cave.

484
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:38,300
And they're like secret sliding stone doors

485
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,780
and then it's like how when you lock a bathroom.

486
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:49,180
I'm picturing this super like Dr. Evil cave.

487
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,100
There's probably a stream at some point.

488
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:51,600
Sure.

489
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:55,420
There's a hiss that starts

490
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,380
and gas is beginning to fill the room.

491
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:03,020
And we cut back to Moot, Clem and Sully.

492
00:23:03,019 --> 00:23:05,099
Wait, that was my room, not their room?

493
00:23:06,379 --> 00:23:06,879
Yeah.

494
00:23:08,859 --> 00:23:10,619
I was like, you seem very nonchAlydint,

495
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:15,819
but we all look at death differently as well.

496
00:23:15,819 --> 00:23:17,579
There's a lot about breathing

497
00:23:17,579 --> 00:23:19,339
and not breathing on my character sheet,

498
00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,740
which I shall study as you guys play D&D.

499
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:23,819
And D&D we shall.

500
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:29,339
So, oh my God, you guys,

501
00:23:29,339 --> 00:23:31,180
what if it's Ms. Man-Meow-Meow?

502
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:32,460
You did mention Neverwinter.

503
00:23:33,019 --> 00:23:34,299
Yeah, you called it the Neverwinter,

504
00:23:34,299 --> 00:23:35,660
which was just weird.

505
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:38,859
But now I feel so bad.

506
00:23:38,859 --> 00:23:41,019
What if it's all because of me

507
00:23:42,139 --> 00:23:43,420
and that stupid ledger

508
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,139
and escaping from prison?

509
00:23:46,139 --> 00:23:47,180
Can I say something?

510
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,099
I know that you stole that

511
00:23:51,099 --> 00:23:51,819
and you shouldn't have.

512
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:53,579
But if you hadn't have,

513
00:23:53,579 --> 00:23:54,940
we never would have even met.

514
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:56,940
We never would have met.

515
00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:58,779
None of us would be together.

516
00:23:58,779 --> 00:23:59,420
I mean, that's true.

517
00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:00,299
That's true.

518
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:00,539
Yeah.

519
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:03,259
So I feel like it was the right thing,

520
00:24:03,259 --> 00:24:04,299
even though it was the wrong thing.

521
00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:06,139
Well, I mean, she told me to do it,

522
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:08,779
but she's awful.

523
00:24:09,339 --> 00:24:11,420
And so what if now this is her,

524
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:12,779
you know, getting me back?

525
00:24:12,779 --> 00:24:13,180
I don't know.

526
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:14,779
Do you think that she had access

527
00:24:14,779 --> 00:24:16,700
to like a subterranean prison?

528
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:17,980
It's true.

529
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,619
I don't.

530
00:24:18,619 --> 00:24:19,579
She had her own prison.

531
00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:20,859
Why would she need a second prison?

532
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:21,819
I don't know.

533
00:24:21,819 --> 00:24:23,339
I know she was very powerful,

534
00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:24,700
like kind of locally,

535
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:25,500
but I don't know.

536
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,659
This seems like a pretty wide reaching.

537
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,500
Yeah, I guess.

538
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,220
I don't know.

539
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,100
I mean, you could be right.

540
00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:33,420
She could walk through the door right now.

541
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,539
And we all pause and look at the door like.

542
00:24:36,539 --> 00:24:37,180
Just in case.

543
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,339
That would have been pretty cool, though.

544
00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:41,019
Also, guys, can I just apologize

545
00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:42,059
for the fire thing?

546
00:24:42,779 --> 00:24:44,620
Uh, yeah.

547
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,339
I mean, you know, I'm like mostly

548
00:24:47,339 --> 00:24:48,940
only just like hurt me a little bit.

549
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:49,740
But like, you know,

550
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,180
I thought maybe it might work.

551
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:52,380
And Sully, you were so

552
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:53,819
like supportive of the idea.

553
00:24:53,819 --> 00:24:54,380
You know what?

554
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,940
I thought, you know, it looks so cool.

555
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:57,180
All right.

556
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:57,980
Well, that's something.

557
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,740
My clothes are ruined, though.

558
00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:01,500
But luckily, I was wearing

559
00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:04,460
the cult robe.

560
00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,779
So like my regular good stuff

561
00:25:06,779 --> 00:25:07,579
is still OK.

562
00:25:08,779 --> 00:25:09,900
Actually, I'm just going to take

563
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,819
and he takes off the tattered pieces

564
00:25:11,819 --> 00:25:13,980
of the the robe that he was wearing.

565
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,339
I'm just going to take these off.

566
00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:18,220
Maybe use them as like a weapon

567
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:18,859
of some kind.

568
00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:19,980
Now it's in strips.

569
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,099
I can like grot somebody with it.

570
00:25:23,099 --> 00:25:23,819
I don't know.

571
00:25:23,819 --> 00:25:25,180
Oh, I would love to see that.

572
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,380
Yeah, I'm going to need a boost.

573
00:25:27,019 --> 00:25:28,620
Yeah, just climb up their back and just.

574
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,980
Do we call someone in here?

575
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,060
Are they going to give us food or?

576
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:33,340
We cut to a small office.

577
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:37,740
And Daisy is storming in.

578
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,660
Just horrendously upset

579
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,380
and seated behind the desk

580
00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:50,220
is a gnome with two pigtails

581
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,300
who sees her enter

582
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,820
and Daisy stops and says,

583
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,860
Oh, Lipsinki, I thought

584
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:58,220
I thought you were coming later.

585
00:25:58,220 --> 00:25:59,420
Oh, well, you know me.

586
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,420
I just show up whenever I feel like it.

587
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:02,299
Just a little bit early,

588
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,180
a little surprise.

589
00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,940
Yeah, well, good, good,

590
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,940
good news on several fronts.

591
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,140
Good news on several fronts.

592
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:10,539
I love good news.

593
00:26:10,539 --> 00:26:11,339
Yes, I know you do.

594
00:26:12,059 --> 00:26:13,740
Balls, you know,

595
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,299
you know those,

596
00:26:14,299 --> 00:26:17,500
you know, those crazy kids balls.

597
00:26:18,539 --> 00:26:21,900
They brought in the nuisances,

598
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,860
the ones that that orcas

599
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:26,940
has prophesized will maybe.

600
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:29,340
The requested new nuisances are here now.

601
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,580
Yes, they are here now.

602
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:32,299
That is good.

603
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:35,019
Well, that is good news.

604
00:26:35,019 --> 00:26:36,299
You said you had more good news.

605
00:26:36,299 --> 00:26:40,059
Yes, we are taking care of balls as we speak.

606
00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:41,980
The room is filling with gas.

607
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,380
Eliminate that problem.

608
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,000
Right.

609
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,180
Do you think they're all susceptible to gas?

610
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:52,779
Well, why wouldn't they be susceptible to gas?

611
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,220
Well, I thought that one little fellow

612
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,100
was kind of like a

613
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,740
mechanical and maybe didn't have

614
00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,900
the breathing organs and.

615
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,980
Right, right.

616
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,380
What I forgot to tell you is that

617
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:09,740
also fire will start after the gas.

618
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:11,180
Fire will start after the gas

619
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:13,100
and she opens the door and she's like,

620
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,340
Victor, Victor, remember the fire.

621
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:16,300
Remember the fire, please.

622
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:19,580
Third point of order,

623
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:20,620
that team we sent,

624
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,780
you know, to the moon

625
00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:25,500
to open the gateway to the abyss

626
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:29,500
and allow the portal power to erupt forth.

627
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:31,500
Right.

628
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,660
That that is underway as well.

629
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:34,779
That's great news.

630
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:38,139
Yes, look, we're just checking off boxes

631
00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:39,099
left, right and center.

632
00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:40,779
You are doing such a good job.

633
00:27:40,779 --> 00:27:42,059
And then all of these portals

634
00:27:42,059 --> 00:27:43,500
will begin opening up and then.

635
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:48,460
And well, I mean, you say it better than I do,

636
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:52,139
but I mean, it's time for celebration.

637
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,140
Well, I think like the orcas party

638
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,580
is going to be starting real soon.

639
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,180
Sounds like Vorunax maybe mentioned a

640
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:03,580
promotion if I managed to do

641
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:06,380
so many so many good things.

642
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,940
Oh, well, I'm not sure he

643
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:10,220
didn't mention that to me.

644
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:13,100
I'm not didn't make it down the chain

645
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,820
when you were having your meetings.

646
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,460
Well, maybe maybe he just forgot.

647
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:20,460
I'll talk to him next time I see him

648
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:25,660
and just see if that's important to him

649
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,340
and to orcas.

650
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,299
We cut back to the boardroom

651
00:28:34,299 --> 00:28:36,380
as the room is slowly filling.

652
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:37,180
You can see it.

653
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,940
It's like water slowly filling

654
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,460
with this green gas.

655
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:44,860
Professor Smart Monkey looks to Nanpah

656
00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:46,620
with a panicked face.

657
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:49,259
Nanpah is going to roll over

658
00:28:49,259 --> 00:28:51,259
to Professor Smart Monkey

659
00:28:51,259 --> 00:28:53,259
and hug him from behind.

660
00:28:53,259 --> 00:28:54,379
Like he's like he's doing

661
00:28:54,379 --> 00:28:56,140
a rescue swimming crawl

662
00:28:57,420 --> 00:29:00,220
and says just go limp little buddy.

663
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:03,019
Go limp and he goes.

664
00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:05,259
This is why they call me pop pop

665
00:29:05,259 --> 00:29:08,140
and you hear pop and a little flap

666
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:10,059
comes out of the back of his chassis

667
00:29:10,059 --> 00:29:11,500
like the back of a union suit

668
00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:14,539
and then there's a second pop pop

669
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,099
and out of the back of that flap

670
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:20,060
the whole black ball

671
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,580
that he's been rolling on

672
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:23,660
suddenly inflates all at once

673
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:26,460
like a like a slide on an airplane

674
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:29,100
and suddenly he's 10 feet tall.

675
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,420
He's like a buff Michelin man

676
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:33,580
and he pulls off his features

677
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:34,940
from his face

678
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,860
and he puts him on his belly

679
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:38,860
and he pulls down his fez

680
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,140
to hide his head

681
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:42,300
and he's just a big dude.

682
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,540
He takes his crossbow

683
00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,540
and he takes his shield

684
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,420
and he takes his baseball bat somehow

685
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,580
and he grabs Professor Smart Monkey

686
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,740
and he and he kicks in the door.

687
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,580
Thank you for saying door

688
00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:57,340
and not kicks Professor Smart Monkey.

689
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,380
Takes Professor Smart Monkey

690
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,660
and bashes him against the door.

691
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,020
Just destroys him.

692
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,940
Uses him as a weapon.

693
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,060
Go limp.

694
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:06,860
Go limp.

695
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:10,300
Because Nanpa 9 is a rune knight

696
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,220
and he is suddenly large size

697
00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,740
and he's way stronger

698
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,220
and he kicks open the door

699
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:17,500
towards the cage

700
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,500
where Destiny's children watch.

701
00:30:21,339 --> 00:30:25,259
The door erupts open into the the prison area

702
00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:27,900
and Nanpa 9 and Smart Monkey

703
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:28,860
who's gone limp

704
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,860
and probably is concussed.

705
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,700
Look back at your your team

706
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:36,620
as the gas is pouring out of this office now

707
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:38,700
and into this new chamber

708
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:39,660
that you are walking in

709
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,460
this prison chamber

710
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:42,059
that you are walking into

711
00:30:42,059 --> 00:30:43,180
and you look back at them

712
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:45,339
and they're not they're unmoving

713
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,420
like there's they're looking at you

714
00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:49,420
but there's no recognition behind their eyes.

715
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:51,100
Guys guys nothing nothing.

716
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,060
Come on come on.

717
00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:53,420
None of them.

718
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,180
Mooklem and Sully.

719
00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:59,340
Do you still look like Nanpa 9

720
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:00,060
when you're big

721
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:02,540
or is it something like unrecognizable?

722
00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,500
He's he's wearing a black

723
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,100
he looks like a buff Michelin man

724
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,220
he's wearing a black suit.

725
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:06,460
Okay.

726
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:07,340
He's got the full

727
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:09,660
the full Russ More vision

728
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,340
of the men in black effect.

729
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:11,900
Yep.

730
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:12,700
Is what he looks like

731
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:14,940
so his head is yoga ball size now

732
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,259
not volleyball sized

733
00:31:17,259 --> 00:31:20,220
and his mustache is kind of proportionate

734
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,700
and his big crossbow is a hand crossbow

735
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,380
and his baseball bat's a billy club.

736
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,380
So busting into this prison

737
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,820
into your prison cell

738
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:32,140
and now gas pouring in

739
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,180
is Nanpa 9 carrying a gone limp

740
00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:36,460
Professor Smart Monkey.

741
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,299
You see the the three others

742
00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:40,539
in this in this boardroom behind them

743
00:31:40,539 --> 00:31:42,620
based on how this room has exploded out

744
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:43,900
who appear unmoving

745
00:31:45,259 --> 00:31:47,980
from somewhere beyond you hear like

746
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,539
muffled yelling

747
00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:52,620
but you can't quite make out

748
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:53,420
what they're saying.

749
00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:54,779
Nanpa yells out

750
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,900
open the Werther's.

751
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,420
Shut the door

752
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,500
you're letting all the poison out.

753
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,340
Or I guess maybe in

754
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:03,980
in this case.

755
00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:05,820
I guess it depends on

756
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:06,779
when you want the poison.

757
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:10,860
Looks sadly at his slack jawed team

758
00:32:12,059 --> 00:32:14,299
and robots don't sob.

759
00:32:15,259 --> 00:32:18,140
But just close slowly closes the door

760
00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:21,340
and looks back at you guys.

761
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,779
I'm gonna open the Werther's

762
00:32:22,779 --> 00:32:23,980
but I'm gonna I'm trying to do it

763
00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:24,700
kind of quietly

764
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,140
because I don't really want

765
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:27,100
Sully and Moot to know

766
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:27,740
that I'm doing it

767
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:28,700
but of course that means

768
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,700
it's like somehow takes 10 minutes

769
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,059
and it's so loud

770
00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:33,900
instead of just like pulling it open.

771
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,299
Sure.

772
00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:35,740
You know you've all been to movies.

773
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,860
You're you're miss.

774
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:37,900
Yeah we call that the movie theater special.

775
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,059
You are Mr. Bean at church

776
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:41,340
trying to eat a hard candy.

777
00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:43,019
Yes but I get it open

778
00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:44,059
and then like should I

779
00:32:45,579 --> 00:32:46,619
do you want me to eat it.

780
00:32:46,619 --> 00:32:47,500
I mean I don't.

781
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,579
Oh my god Glim don't eat it.

782
00:32:49,579 --> 00:32:51,579
You open the Werther's

783
00:32:51,579 --> 00:32:53,740
and inside as you hear

784
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,339
the crinkled wrappers

785
00:32:55,339 --> 00:32:57,259
painfully unwrapping

786
00:32:57,259 --> 00:32:59,019
is a key.

787
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,579
Sully it's a key.

788
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:03,420
That's like your

789
00:33:04,539 --> 00:33:05,579
do you want to do the honors

790
00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:06,700
is probably the gifts out of here.

791
00:33:07,259 --> 00:33:08,139
I mean you can do it

792
00:33:08,139 --> 00:33:09,339
but I'm just like

793
00:33:09,339 --> 00:33:10,139
feeling real bad

794
00:33:10,139 --> 00:33:11,579
I told you not to eat it earlier.

795
00:33:11,579 --> 00:33:12,859
Why did you give us a key

796
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:13,420
earlier.

797
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:14,540
You seemed really.

798
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:15,900
Well actually not eating it

799
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,340
was the right advice.

800
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:18,300
It's what if I thought

801
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,660
it was a key shaped Werther's.

802
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:20,300
I mean I don't think

803
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:20,940
I would have done that

804
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,620
but I may be and

805
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:23,580
let's unlock the door.

806
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,060
The yelling from down the hall

807
00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:27,420
sounds like it's getting louder

808
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,220
and coming closer.

809
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:31,580
I try the key in the lock.

810
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:33,580
And it opens like a

811
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,140
noise happens

812
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:40,220
and the door swings open

813
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,900
and you're able to step up.

814
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:42,860
We haven't forgiven you

815
00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:44,140
but let's fucking leave.

816
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:45,340
I don't expect you to

817
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,300
and let's kill everybody instead

818
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,500
and then leave.

819
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,860
You know what I'm mad enough.

820
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,580
Let's do it.

821
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:52,460
Glim's that okay.

822
00:33:53,019 --> 00:33:53,980
I mean these are evil guys.

823
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:54,700
They're real evil

824
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,420
and so are you.

825
00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:58,060
I'm morally questionable

826
00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,180
he shows you his tag.

827
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,220
I can't believe that

828
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,500
identification system anymore

829
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,380
everything is a lie.

830
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:03,900
Really doesn't it check out.

831
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:07,180
Well I mean isn't that always right.

832
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,900
You know with the leisure

833
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,260
of more time to think about it

834
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,460
I'm sure I'd agree.

835
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:15,260
However you got a bigger problem.

836
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:16,300
Did I tell you Orcus

837
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,820
is always naked by the way.

838
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:19,740
I'm sorry Orcus.

839
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,940
Always naked.

840
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,380
That's your question Moot.

841
00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:25,740
Don't know.

842
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,900
I mean if you could be always

843
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,260
it's really intimidating.

844
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,380
It's a real power move

845
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,500
when you go into shark

846
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,500
it really is standing there

847
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:42,300
saying I got the money.

848
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,340
What are you going to give me.

849
00:34:44,219 --> 00:34:45,179
Oh yuck.

850
00:34:46,139 --> 00:34:49,260
Okay a side door smashes open

851
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,300
and on the other side

852
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:54,139
are three cultists with a sword

853
00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:56,699
a sickle and that one has nunchucks.

854
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:06,780
No big deal.

855
00:35:07,579 --> 00:35:08,139
And they say

856
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,859
stop stop get back in your cell

857
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:11,980
what are you what are you doing

858
00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,099
and charge towards you.

859
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:14,940
Sully you were up first

860
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:18,059
three cultists sword sickle nunchucks.

861
00:35:18,059 --> 00:35:20,699
All right I'm going for nunchuck guy.

862
00:35:20,699 --> 00:35:21,019
Chuck.

863
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:23,420
Okay you have none of your equipment on you.

864
00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:25,659
You have that that.

865
00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:26,940
I do have one thing.

866
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:30,299
You have your garroting torn robes.

867
00:35:30,299 --> 00:35:33,420
I have better than garroting things you guys.

868
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:36,059
I looked at my character sheet.

869
00:35:37,019 --> 00:35:41,259
What I truly doubt that they stripped me

870
00:35:41,259 --> 00:35:44,380
of these non-descript cloths

871
00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:48,619
around my wrists being my master's hand wraps.

872
00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:50,460
That's right we've never heard of this

873
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:52,380
before folks strap in.

874
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,539
Amy's about to read off her character sheet.

875
00:35:55,259 --> 00:35:56,380
Lindsay I hope you know

876
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:58,539
that this is like a momentous occasion.

877
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,059
I mean it's a long paragraph

878
00:36:04,059 --> 00:36:04,860
no I'm just kidding.

879
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:06,300
So they're just wraps around my wrists

880
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,539
that they add to my unarmed strikes.

881
00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:11,820
Also when I take an attack action

882
00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:14,700
I can choose to make a special attack as well

883
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,099
lashing out with the extra strips of fabric

884
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,820
and like pulling a creature closer to me.

885
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,900
So it's very exciting.

886
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,980
So I'm going to take an action first

887
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:26,700
which is going to be obviously an unarmed strike.

888
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,019
I'm going to just like run up

889
00:36:29,019 --> 00:36:33,420
and just like punch jump and punch

890
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,099
nunchuck dude in the face.

891
00:36:39,659 --> 00:36:43,579
All that all that all that lead up

892
00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:48,700
does a wait that's a five does a seven hit.

893
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:57,579
No had you said anything else maybe eight

894
00:36:57,579 --> 00:37:00,380
would have done it maybe not so much seven

895
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:01,740
I have a hard time believing

896
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:06,380
a trained nunchuck cultist has a dexterity of minus two.

897
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:07,980
Shut up I'm not done my turn.

898
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,540
I'm going to describe what I do.

899
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:15,340
I run up and I two hand punch on either side of his head

900
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:20,540
and then just go like I'm blowing seven different kinds of smoke

901
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:27,340
and then I and then and then and then I um

902
00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:31,500
I disengage as my as my cunning action.

903
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:39,420
And I and I backwards so you're welcome.

904
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:43,900
You get to call us next it's going to be nunchuck guy

905
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:48,140
because I think he's probably a little confused right now

906
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:52,220
and wants to respond because I think we all are

907
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,620
and I'm really sorry for wasting everyone's time.

908
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:57,980
I love my favorite.

909
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:03,900
Yep uh nunchuck is stunned

910
00:38:07,179 --> 00:38:09,099
and takes a moment to collect himself

911
00:38:10,699 --> 00:38:12,699
and it's like seven kinds of smoke.

912
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:21,019
Like you um can somebody else take this

913
00:38:21,019 --> 00:38:23,420
and he calls to one of his friends

914
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,539
the sickle person beside who's going to

915
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,619
who looks at Nampaw nine and then kind of like

916
00:38:30,619 --> 00:38:32,940
you see this look in his eyes like maybe not yet.

917
00:38:34,059 --> 00:38:35,579
It's above my pay grade.

918
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,099
And charges towards glim.

919
00:38:37,659 --> 00:38:41,659
I mean that's a weird I'm also big and intimidating okay.

920
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:45,179
But slightly less than a giant robot.

921
00:38:45,179 --> 00:38:45,980
Yeah that's true.

922
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:46,480
Robot.

923
00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:51,340
Does a 15 hit without armor on.

924
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:55,179
Oh yeah my chainmail only makes me a 16

925
00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:58,379
and I have an 18 AC so I think it is not.

926
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,179
I think that's all that's all me.

927
00:39:01,179 --> 00:39:02,940
That's all natural baby.

928
00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:03,440
Wow.

929
00:39:03,899 --> 00:39:06,859
Okay yeah then uh yeah he charges over to you

930
00:39:06,859 --> 00:39:09,739
and you dodge out of the way of his of his advance.

931
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:13,419
I'm gonna throw it to you there glim.

932
00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:16,299
Okay can I try and fire blast him.

933
00:39:16,299 --> 00:39:17,419
Please do.

934
00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:19,500
Oh wait you have to roll.

935
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:23,179
You need to get uh uh dexed.

936
00:39:23,259 --> 00:39:26,539
Oh I mean that's perfect.

937
00:39:26,539 --> 00:39:28,139
You did your job excellent.

938
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,619
I did it I'm playing D&D guys.

939
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:32,139
Does that mean you get double damage.

940
00:39:32,779 --> 00:39:33,279
Sure.

941
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,059
No let's not set that precedent.

942
00:39:38,059 --> 00:39:40,059
Some of us roll lots of ones.

943
00:39:40,059 --> 00:39:40,559
For now.

944
00:39:41,659 --> 00:39:42,159
I die.

945
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,059
14 fire damage.

946
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,579
You touch my donkey blast.

947
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:55,500
Yeah yeah so you like his robes are lit

948
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:59,019
and he's screaming running around on fire

949
00:39:59,019 --> 00:40:02,059
which is a terrible thing to do but he's doing it

950
00:40:04,219 --> 00:40:07,900
and like runs and hits the bars and knocks himself out.

951
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,259
Moot do something cool.

952
00:40:09,259 --> 00:40:13,739
Okay uh Moot is going to take a look at the nunchuck guy

953
00:40:13,739 --> 00:40:16,619
who's still pretty confused about what happened earlier

954
00:40:17,579 --> 00:40:21,099
and uh he's gonna hit him with a mind spike.

955
00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:23,500
So I'm gonna reach into that confused mind

956
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,940
and you have to make a wisdom saving throw.

957
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:31,579
Now being so confused are you maybe like yeah disadvantage on that.

958
00:40:31,579 --> 00:40:32,940
He's already confused.

959
00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,900
Is it disadvantage?

960
00:40:35,259 --> 00:40:37,420
Sure I rolled a nine.

961
00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:41,739
I mean it's not great and it's not enough to dodge the full damage.

962
00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:44,460
So you're taking 3d8 psychic damage.

963
00:40:45,339 --> 00:40:45,900
Do it.

964
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,180
It's a good spell.

965
00:40:47,180 --> 00:40:52,380
So what you're saying is I confused him enough to make your spell.

966
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:56,059
Yeah you like listen to the lid on the pickle jar and then he opened it.

967
00:40:56,059 --> 00:40:59,260
You're taking 21 psychic damage.

968
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,619
Oh baby.

969
00:41:00,619 --> 00:41:04,940
As he's focused on the all the kinds of smoke that Sully's blowing

970
00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:10,860
because this is all kind of happening at the same time like you he he goes from confusion to

971
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:16,140
pain to being on the ground doubling over with his eyes like bulging out of his head and

972
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,700
crumples in silence.

973
00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:23,260
There's one swordsman left.

974
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:27,019
Nanpah does see this and says whoops bad magic.

975
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:28,700
You get it.

976
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:49,340
So right before he started the song, Russ turned around and he had cat's eyes.

977
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,140
Yeah it was really spooky.

978
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,260
When he looked into the camera.

979
00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:53,180
Scary stuff.

980
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,980
Darkness falls across the land.

981
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:57,980
Yeah and then Vincent Price showed up so.

982
00:41:58,059 --> 00:42:00,699
Yeah it's getting weird over here you guys.

983
00:42:00,699 --> 00:42:01,500
I'm scared.

984
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,619
Just a classic January kind of thriller thing.

985
00:42:04,619 --> 00:42:05,820
It's just a Jan thriller.

986
00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:11,019
You know what we Jan you okay I'm just gonna keep talking over top of everybody here.

987
00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:11,659
Perfect.

988
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:13,579
We're glad to be back here in January.

989
00:42:13,579 --> 00:42:18,380
I know we were only off for a literal week but it felt like much longer than that.

990
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:22,460
Through the magic of recording in advance we were off for longer than a week and

991
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,579
it was delightful.

992
00:42:23,579 --> 00:42:24,539
It was very good.

993
00:42:24,539 --> 00:42:25,340
We had a good break.

994
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,619
We hope you had a good break too.

995
00:42:27,099 --> 00:42:30,299
We're in the middle of this episode where we teased off the top that you should

996
00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:34,460
listen right through to the end because some wild and crazy things are happening

997
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:38,779
and will continue to happen through the last little bit of this episode.

998
00:42:38,779 --> 00:42:43,339
So just a reminder that there will be explanation after the episode.

999
00:42:43,339 --> 00:42:45,259
Hold your questions until the end please.

1000
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:46,940
No questions yet.

1001
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:50,460
But then if you have questions like feel free to hop on over to discord ask your

1002
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:53,339
questions but all will be revealed.

1003
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:53,820
That's right.

1004
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:57,900
Put them in the spoiler chat if they're explicitly spoilers.

1005
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:58,460
Yes.

1006
00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:01,100
And you can even use that extra spoiler tag.

1007
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,300
Yeah yeah yeah.

1008
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:06,700
And feel free to be mad at me specifically if anything happens.

1009
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,260
Not me.

1010
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:11,100
I don't handle confrontation well but if you want to take all that pent up

1011
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:14,300
feeling and just give it give it to Russ that's fine.

1012
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,300
Yeah we'll give you a little tip.

1013
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:18,780
It gets easier the more you get mad at Russ.

1014
00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:23,740
The first time feels wrong but then when you keep having to go back to the well

1015
00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,580
like it really becomes second nature.

1016
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,380
So what else can we say.

1017
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:33,340
We've kind of really teed this up I think higher than it's going to be.

1018
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:34,620
I agree.

1019
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:37,260
So just like everything's cool don't worry about it.

1020
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,500
Just go back listen to the whole episode.

1021
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,620
Listen to the next 20 minutes.

1022
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:42,060
One and a half time speed if you want.

1023
00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:42,620
It's fine.

1024
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:44,700
No there's some cool stuff that happened.

1025
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:45,660
Okay don't listen.

1026
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:46,700
Listen on half speed then.

1027
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:47,660
Don't listen.

1028
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,980
That makes it sound like you're a robot.

1029
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:53,500
So just listen to at the regular speed you enjoy listening.

1030
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,940
Yes all right.

1031
00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:59,259
You live your life I think is what we're the constant message.

1032
00:43:59,259 --> 00:43:59,899
That's the one.

1033
00:44:01,259 --> 00:44:03,339
And then join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast.

1034
00:44:03,339 --> 00:44:03,980
Okay thanks bye.

1035
00:44:06,859 --> 00:44:10,379
So yeah Nanpah's kind of at the far end of the cavern from the rest of them

1036
00:44:10,379 --> 00:44:14,139
but really big he's going to very tenderly put down the professor

1037
00:44:14,859 --> 00:44:22,619
and stride over to just try to get really in the middle of everybody if he can.

1038
00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:28,139
He wants to be near as many of the Destiny's children as he can

1039
00:44:28,139 --> 00:44:31,739
and he wants to you know get in front of Sickle

1040
00:44:32,299 --> 00:44:35,579
and just bash him in the face with his billy club

1041
00:44:36,219 --> 00:44:39,980
and say I've been waiting to do this forever bureaucrats.

1042
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:46,860
And he's going to roll and it's a dirty 20.

1043
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:49,179
Yeah that's going to hit give me some damage.

1044
00:44:49,179 --> 00:44:52,300
That's 12 damage of billy club in the face.

1045
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:57,820
His face is crushed in as this billy club connects

1046
00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:03,099
and his head spins around and is unrecognizable from what he was before.

1047
00:45:03,099 --> 00:45:10,940
The three guards have all been dispatched and you hear

1048
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,900
or I guess Nanpah 9 recognizes the voice of Daisy calling down.

1049
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,659
Things aren't going well.

1050
00:45:21,659 --> 00:45:23,019
I probably didn't deserve the promotion

1051
00:45:23,019 --> 00:45:25,179
but you should probably just come help me deal with this

1052
00:45:25,179 --> 00:45:26,940
because I'm just a bureaucrat.

1053
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,860
Well now you told me it was all good news.

1054
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,219
Now you tell me it's bad news.

1055
00:45:30,219 --> 00:45:31,259
What's the bad news?

1056
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:35,180
They've escaped.

1057
00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:38,940
I'm sorry you had them here and they have escaped.

1058
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,820
Well maybe maybe.

1059
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:43,340
How about I go see for myself.

1060
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:48,060
Would you like me to come with you and escort you to show you the way?

1061
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:49,580
Yes please let's go quickly.

1062
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:56,540
You hear high heeled footsteps walking down towards your prison cell.

1063
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,300
How do we get out of here Nanpah?

1064
00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:59,820
Where are all my stuff?

1065
00:46:00,059 --> 00:46:01,260
That's also a good question.

1066
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:06,539
And can the professor use his magic and get us out of here all at once?

1067
00:46:06,539 --> 00:46:07,820
Professor's in bad shape.

1068
00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:09,340
I'm gonna have to carry him.

1069
00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:12,940
Your stuff is down the hall in the evidence room

1070
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:19,500
and Nanpah uses his big long rubbery feet to kick down another door.

1071
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:20,940
Let's go get us stuff.

1072
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:23,180
I don't know that this is the way to the evidence room

1073
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:26,940
but this was the most rickety door.

1074
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:27,580
Let's try it.

1075
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:35,019
You crash out into a hallway and some other bureaucrats

1076
00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:39,659
kind of run scatter out of the way and scream running down the hall.

1077
00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:41,739
The hallway is clear.

1078
00:46:41,739 --> 00:46:46,219
People dive into offices and you hear these quick footsteps

1079
00:46:46,219 --> 00:46:50,940
being followed by slower paced ones more moderately paced ones

1080
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:55,579
coming down from the left and you see a doorway

1081
00:46:55,579 --> 00:46:59,500
that has a big sign that says evidence in here off to the right.

1082
00:47:01,420 --> 00:47:03,659
I would really like to get my sword and everything else.

1083
00:47:03,659 --> 00:47:05,819
Let's just get in there and then get out.

1084
00:47:05,819 --> 00:47:07,099
It's just this way Lipsinki.

1085
00:47:08,139 --> 00:47:09,420
I don't think it'll take as long to get here

1086
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:12,059
and I hear there's a crashing door and people screaming.

1087
00:47:12,059 --> 00:47:13,900
That probably means something's happening.

1088
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:16,779
All right I want you to maybe get behind me when we get in there.

1089
00:47:18,779 --> 00:47:19,259
Drop him back.

1090
00:47:20,779 --> 00:47:23,019
Is the door to the evidence room unlocked Ross?

1091
00:47:23,019 --> 00:47:24,219
Can we just open it?

1092
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:30,540
It opens up and there's it's filled with all sorts of weapons

1093
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:36,460
and mystical artifacts and tomes and maps.

1094
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:40,940
And pa yells actually if you see the orb you should probably grab it.

1095
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,540
Fuck your orb.

1096
00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:45,100
That's what got us in this situation the first place.

1097
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,140
Yeah it's a good orb.

1098
00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:46,700
Grab it.

1099
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:47,980
Do I see the orb anywhere?

1100
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:49,740
Do we see our stuff anywhere?

1101
00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:51,420
I'd like to grab random things.

1102
00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:54,059
Yeah I want to roll a D100 and just grab something

1103
00:47:54,059 --> 00:47:55,500
and we'll figure out what it is later.

1104
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,700
Oh that's fun.

1105
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,820
I've made my roll.

1106
00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,180
I've written down the response.

1107
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:02,059
I'll let you know when it is time.

1108
00:48:02,059 --> 00:48:02,619
Me too.

1109
00:48:02,619 --> 00:48:03,500
Me too.

1110
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,380
Remember it's a purple.

1111
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,340
Okay everybody's got their random things.

1112
00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:12,940
Okay who you're specifically looking for?

1113
00:48:13,579 --> 00:48:15,340
I'll take lead on the orb

1114
00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:17,820
because I don't really have equipment per se.

1115
00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:21,019
Okay you roll me in an investigation for the orb.

1116
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:26,380
Everybody else you are able to find pretty quickly your things

1117
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:29,900
as they're newly added items they're just kind of tossed on top.

1118
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:31,900
That's 15 for the investigation.

1119
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:35,259
Rooting around quickly you hear the footsteps

1120
00:48:35,259 --> 00:48:42,300
and like a sinister laugh coming from a very southern sounding gnome

1121
00:48:43,099 --> 00:48:50,380
who rounds a corner and you see before you lip-synchy a giant

1122
00:48:51,259 --> 00:48:52,940
not giant would you describe?

1123
00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:53,820
He's guarding the door.

1124
00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:58,139
A giant robot guarding the door so you don't see everybody else

1125
00:48:58,139 --> 00:48:59,980
but you see this robot before you.

1126
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:04,139
So Nampa you also see who you recognize as lip-synchy

1127
00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:09,099
coming around the corner who is Vorunax's right left hand

1128
00:49:09,099 --> 00:49:12,059
you know right hand and Vorunax is the right hand to Orcus.

1129
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:13,579
Well well well.

1130
00:49:13,579 --> 00:49:17,500
Welcome to the party child you look different in clothes.

1131
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,340
Well now what are you guys trying to do?

1132
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:24,059
And I'm going to attack myself what have you done to me Russ?

1133
00:49:24,059 --> 00:49:25,420
I'm going to.

1134
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,660
Well you're attacking a robot right now you don't know

1135
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,900
that you don't see the other ones behind them.

1136
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,420
I'm in the way of the door.

1137
00:49:31,420 --> 00:49:33,900
Well he can't block the whole door does he?

1138
00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:36,059
He's giant.

1139
00:49:36,059 --> 00:49:38,380
The big robot and it's a normal door.

1140
00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:41,340
Okay well I'm not gonna do the thing I was gonna do

1141
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:47,260
and instead I'm going to Eldritch blast him.

1142
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:48,220
All right.

1143
00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:50,140
Does a 24 hit?

1144
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:52,700
That is gonna hit.

1145
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:56,300
That only does six damage not so bad.

1146
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:59,820
Ow everybody inside you hear Nampa yell

1147
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:03,420
and the sound of this sweet sounding individual

1148
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:05,260
who might have hurt him outside.

1149
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:06,700
You okay big man?

1150
00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:08,540
Y'all want to come out here?

1151
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:10,700
I've been dying to meet you.

1152
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:15,420
How close is is lip-synchy to Nampa?

1153
00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:18,860
A longish hallway distance.

1154
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:24,300
All right so he is carefully gonna put his billy club

1155
00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:27,980
down beside the slumped body of the professor.

1156
00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:32,619
Hold this fest and pull out his hand crossbow

1157
00:50:32,619 --> 00:50:34,380
and shoot it at lip-synchy.

1158
00:50:35,420 --> 00:50:36,700
That's a three on the die.

1159
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,019
I don't think any bonus is gonna help that.

1160
00:50:39,019 --> 00:50:40,700
That's an eight does an eight hit.

1161
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:41,820
It does not.

1162
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:43,260
So close though I bet.

1163
00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:45,740
Lindsay welcome to my world.

1164
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:47,740
But I get two attacks per action

1165
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,660
because I'm a fighter.

1166
00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:53,500
Does a 21 hit?

1167
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,300
Oh it does.

1168
00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:58,540
Seven damage a little bit more than you did.

1169
00:50:58,540 --> 00:51:01,500
All right y'all come out come out wherever you are.

1170
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:04,380
Russ have I been able to track down this orb yet?

1171
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:06,700
Fired back and forth you would have found the orb.

1172
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:10,380
Nampa you said this expands and makes portals

1173
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:11,980
is that something we can do right now?

1174
00:51:12,059 --> 00:51:13,740
Have to ask the professor.

1175
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:17,900
Okay and I like crawl beside Nampa's leg

1176
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,380
and like grab the professor

1177
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:22,940
try to like bring him into the little room with us.

1178
00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:26,460
Does lip-synchy just see like a hand groping

1179
00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:30,059
between the legs of this giant robot

1180
00:51:30,059 --> 00:51:34,460
and like grab the limp monkey and drag him through?

1181
00:51:34,460 --> 00:51:35,900
Wait can I see lip-synchy

1182
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,740
through my vantage point through the legs?

1183
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,099
I mean not clear shot

1184
00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:43,019
but you definitely would see a figure.

1185
00:51:43,019 --> 00:51:44,539
We've described lip-synchy before

1186
00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:49,019
but like long pippy long stocking pigtails

1187
00:51:49,019 --> 00:51:51,659
and what's lip-synchy wearing these days?

1188
00:51:51,659 --> 00:51:52,779
You tell me Carla.

1189
00:51:52,779 --> 00:51:55,819
Oh I think still just like classic overall

1190
00:51:55,819 --> 00:51:57,980
just like a jean dungaree overall.

1191
00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:58,779
Yeah right love it.

1192
00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,579
Okay well yeah I mean while I'm

1193
00:52:01,579 --> 00:52:03,099
before I grab the professor

1194
00:52:03,099 --> 00:52:07,099
I throw some magic missiles off towards lip-synchy.

1195
00:52:07,659 --> 00:52:08,219
All right.

1196
00:52:09,339 --> 00:52:10,940
So those are gonna auto hit.

1197
00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:13,259
Those auto hit and I'll roll you some damage.

1198
00:52:13,259 --> 00:52:15,980
Unless lip-synchy has anything powerful against those

1199
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:16,860
but I don't think that's.

1200
00:52:17,579 --> 00:52:18,460
I don't think so.

1201
00:52:20,219 --> 00:52:21,819
So it was a three three and a one

1202
00:52:21,819 --> 00:52:24,059
so that's seven force damage.

1203
00:52:24,059 --> 00:52:26,539
Oh each one gets a plus one so ten force damage.

1204
00:52:27,259 --> 00:52:30,059
Lip-synchy you see a hand reach out

1205
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:32,059
to grab the monkey but then just like

1206
00:52:32,779 --> 00:52:34,299
a face peek out

1207
00:52:34,299 --> 00:52:37,579
and three magic missiles come careening towards you

1208
00:52:37,579 --> 00:52:39,340
which knocks you a little bit off bAlydince.

1209
00:52:40,219 --> 00:52:41,579
And I grab the monkey

1210
00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:43,980
and also I'll roll for my wild magic surge.

1211
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:44,619
Please do.

1212
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:47,980
Oh it's a nat 20 so I think that was good.

1213
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:48,480
Fine.

1214
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:51,980
Wanted a unicorn show.

1215
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:53,179
I mean it would have been great.

1216
00:52:53,179 --> 00:52:55,259
I'm gonna give lip-synchy another go here

1217
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,420
as you get hit by magic missiles.

1218
00:52:57,420 --> 00:52:59,099
Monkeys being dragged back in

1219
00:52:59,099 --> 00:53:00,940
as you kind of correct yourself.

1220
00:53:01,659 --> 00:53:04,380
I think I'm gonna cast wall of light.

1221
00:53:05,019 --> 00:53:05,519
Okay.

1222
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:11,360
So this is a very bright large thick wall.

1223
00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:18,079
Sorry it's like nine thousand words long.

1224
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:20,400
No it's wall of text.

1225
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,519
You're reading wall of text.

1226
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,400
Each creature in its area.

1227
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,320
Just finish after the first couple words

1228
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,039
like rest of it.

1229
00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:27,840
That's right.

1230
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,360
A shimmering one done.

1231
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,840
There you go.

1232
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,480
Perfect.

1233
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,639
Everyone in the area needs to make a con saving throw.

1234
00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:36,960
How far is the area?

1235
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,799
Yeah 120 feet.

1236
00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:39,359
Okay.

1237
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:41,920
60 feet long 10 feet high 5 feet thick.

1238
00:53:43,519 --> 00:53:44,719
I gotta roll with this.

1239
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:45,519
Oh that's me too.

1240
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,920
Oh shit I did this to myself.

1241
00:53:51,279 --> 00:53:53,279
Professor smart monkey rolled a nat 20

1242
00:53:53,279 --> 00:53:55,039
but then I realized he was partially unconscious

1243
00:53:55,039 --> 00:53:56,239
so I rolled with this advantage

1244
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:57,039
and he got a two.

1245
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,519
I mean that's less great.

1246
00:53:59,519 --> 00:54:01,119
Probably with a plus but you know.

1247
00:54:01,119 --> 00:54:02,159
13.

1248
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:04,239
Glim got a 14.

1249
00:54:05,279 --> 00:54:07,279
And what I was looking for was a 17.

1250
00:54:07,279 --> 00:54:08,319
Oh fuck.

1251
00:54:08,319 --> 00:54:09,359
17.

1252
00:54:09,359 --> 00:54:10,239
So you guys are gonna.

1253
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,039
Well moot rocked it.

1254
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,239
He got a 22 so.

1255
00:54:12,879 --> 00:54:17,679
Okay then I think you just take half damage.

1256
00:54:17,679 --> 00:54:19,279
Oh perfect we're all gonna die.

1257
00:54:19,279 --> 00:54:22,000
With moot save with moot save though

1258
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,519
and he's like dragging the monkey.

1259
00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:25,199
Does he not protect the monkey at all?

1260
00:54:25,199 --> 00:54:27,359
Well no it's like a wall of light right?

1261
00:54:27,359 --> 00:54:30,799
So I suppose listen I'm just grasping at straws here.

1262
00:54:30,799 --> 00:54:32,000
Just trying to save the monkey.

1263
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,800
The only one who knows how to use a stupid orb.

1264
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,599
Yep though Nanpa suddenly realizes

1265
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:40,400
the problem with having pince nes sunglasses

1266
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,199
and rolls a six.

1267
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,679
So great news I had bad rolls.

1268
00:54:49,679 --> 00:54:50,719
It was a 14.

1269
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,880
Oh well actually I'm sorry.

1270
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,320
I rolled I looked my character sheet wrong.

1271
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,840
He rolled an 11.

1272
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,920
It's still gonna fail and still looks really silly.

1273
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,519
And there's pince nes sunglasses

1274
00:55:03,519 --> 00:55:06,559
and being blinded by the light over the top of the sunglasses.

1275
00:55:06,559 --> 00:55:08,159
Adding insult to injury here.

1276
00:55:08,159 --> 00:55:11,440
So 14 except for moot will take half.

1277
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,159
So did I just kill myself?

1278
00:55:14,159 --> 00:55:16,320
Sorry I have to take 14 damage?

1279
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:16,880
That's correct.

1280
00:55:17,519 --> 00:55:18,960
Does that take you below zero?

1281
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,559
No I have four left over.

1282
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,400
Right around you guys.

1283
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,119
But like this jolt of pain like woke this monkey up right?

1284
00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:30,800
Oh yeah monkeys fired up.

1285
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,720
And he's kind of stumbling around

1286
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,960
and he's looking at you like grab

1287
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,760
with his tiny hands grabbing your shoulders moot.

1288
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,720
And I like I hold the orb out too

1289
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,720
and say get us out of here professor.

1290
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,240
Grabs the orb and

1291
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,320
and like claps his hands onto the orb

1292
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,240
which sends out this wave that disperses the light

1293
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,040
and quickly moot glim sully and professor smart monkey

1294
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,400
snap out of the room and suddenly you appear

1295
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,200
in a clearing in a forest.

1296
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,640
Just kind of thrown to the ground.

1297
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,800
Guys I'm not doing very good.

1298
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,560
Is everyone okay?

1299
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,400
No Sully's like bleeding from the mouth.

1300
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,920
Probably yours.

1301
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,040
Where's Nampa?

1302
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,080
But what you didn't see is that

1303
00:56:26,079 --> 00:56:32,079
as the edge of this portal you know sort of starts to grow out

1304
00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:36,719
you see Nampa pull off his fez and swing it

1305
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:41,759
like slim pickings riding the missile at the end of

1306
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,440
at the end of Doctor Strangelove

1307
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,920
and just rushes after Lipsinki and says

1308
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,480
see you on the other side smart monkey.

1309
00:56:56,079 --> 00:57:01,840
As the four of you collect yourselves in the clearing

1310
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,759
realize that Nampa is not there

1311
00:57:03,759 --> 00:57:09,119
and smart monkeys like panic like hitting at the orb

1312
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:10,639
and it's not doing anything.

1313
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:17,759
You look up and you see that it's kind of dusk

1314
00:57:19,199 --> 00:57:22,480
and the moon is bright in the sky

1315
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:28,480
and there's this crack that rings out everywhere

1316
00:57:31,119 --> 00:57:36,079
and starting in the center of it like this purple black energy begins to

1317
00:57:36,079 --> 00:57:43,920
roil out across the face of the moon until it's completely covered

1318
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:51,519
and emitting like these long tendrils of energy that begin moving

1319
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:59,679
moving seemingly moving towards you and the land below.

1320
00:58:02,239 --> 00:58:03,679
Is anyone seeing this?

1321
00:58:04,639 --> 00:58:06,159
You're all seeing this right?

1322
00:58:06,159 --> 00:58:07,599
That doesn't look normal.

1323
00:58:11,199 --> 00:58:12,000
Just panicked.

1324
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,400
I put a hand on Sully and heal him.

1325
00:58:17,679 --> 00:58:18,179
20.

1326
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,719
That feels nice.

1327
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,320
Oh thanks Glim that feels nice.

1328
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,480
Oh gosh.

1329
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,320
You're welcome but I think we probably have

1330
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,400
a little bit of a situation happening so.

1331
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,160
Monkey what's wrong with the moon?

1332
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,440
Professor smart monkey looks at the orb and looks at the moon and

1333
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,200
just shrugs.

1334
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,160
Well it can't be good.

1335
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,480
Oh is there anything in your book Glim?

1336
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,000
I'll open my book is there any new words?

1337
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,599
There's no new words.

1338
00:58:51,599 --> 00:59:04,079
The next page after the scrawled note that you found earlier is a burnt black page.

1339
00:59:07,679 --> 00:59:13,360
You're all looking down at the book and the camera begins to

1340
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:22,240
to move up and out of this clearing and we begin to hear low droning moans coming from

1341
00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:30,640
everywhere and nowhere all at the same time as it pans up and further into the air and we see

1342
00:59:31,519 --> 00:59:35,680
undead coming out of doors and villages in the surrounding area.

1343
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:43,120
Nanpa 9 said that the orcus is always naked.

1344
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:56,960
Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2 episode 105 starring Amy More as Sully, Carla Max dead as Glim,

1345
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,760
Tom Laird as Moot and Russ More as your dungeon master with special guest Lindsay Bowen

1346
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,120
as Nanpa 9.

1347
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,920
Editing, production and sound design is by Russ More.

1348
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:10,480
This episode featured music from Kavin McLeod and Epidemic Sound and sound effects from

1349
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,360
Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

1350
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:18,240
A huge thank you to our supporting producers Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame,

1351
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:22,880
Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens,

1352
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,680
Darylith, Lulahan and Sharlee Warley.

1353
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:29,680
Support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions at Patreon.com slash dumb

1354
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:30,480
dragon cast.

1355
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,640
You'll also receive bonus episodes and a full exclusive podcast called The Adventures

1356
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,240
of run by Tom with characters played by Amy, Carla and I.

1357
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:39,760
We hope to see you over there.

1358
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:43,920
You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumb dragon cast and on Instagram

1359
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,760
and Twitter at dumb dragon cast.

1360
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,800
Thank you for listening.

1361
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,840
Have a great week.

1362
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:48,880
We'll talk again soon.

1363
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,400
So you made it to the end.

1364
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:54,800
You did it.

1365
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,840
Thank you for staying.

1366
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,360
We asked you to and you did.

1367
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,000
You're the best.

1368
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,800
You're so good.

1369
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,400
So some things happened.

1370
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,680
Yeah, things went down.

1371
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,120
I hope there's no one.

1372
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,680
I know people in my life who read books by flipping to like the last chapter

1373
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,280
and seeing if they like the way it ends before they invest the time into reading it.

1374
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,240
So I hope you weren't one of those people that now have like flipped ahead

1375
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,000
and were like, oh, some stuff happened.

1376
01:01:17,519 --> 01:01:17,840
Yeah.

1377
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,360
But if you are, you did it to yourself.

1378
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,039
So I was gonna say that's on you.

1379
01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:23,760
You made a choice.

1380
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:28,720
We constantly said to live your life the way you want to live your life and you did so.

1381
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,480
But what has happened is the darkest timeline has begun.

1382
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,040
How's everybody feeling?

1383
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,520
A little shaken up.

1384
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,160
Yep.

1385
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,720
Yeah, just fantastic overall, except for that part.

1386
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,440
Yeah.

1387
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:47,040
So the safe space of the babies is still thriving.

1388
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,040
If you have only been listening to Mooglum and Sully,

1389
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:56,000
we would love for you to join us at season two, episode 98,

1390
01:01:56,719 --> 01:02:02,719
where the story picks back up in the future timeline.

1391
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,119
If that makes any sense to you.

1392
01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:07,840
It picks back up in the future.

1393
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:08,400
That's correct.

1394
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:08,960
Yeah.

1395
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,440
Yes.

1396
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,559
If you've been listening to both streams, then just keep listening as you are.

1397
01:02:12,559 --> 01:02:13,519
Keep doing your thing.

1398
01:02:13,519 --> 01:02:14,880
We'd love for you to keep doing that.

1399
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,559
If you want to get the full experience,

1400
01:02:17,199 --> 01:02:20,800
go on back and listen to all of the episodes straight on through.

1401
01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:23,760
Lots of tons of goofs.

1402
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,760
Lots of tons of goofs.

1403
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:28,560
So many.

1404
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,360
A few tears.

1405
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,040
We've got it all.

1406
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:31,520
Yep.

1407
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,600
But from here on out, it will be one consistent story,

1408
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:40,800
which is set in the quote unquote darkest timeline.

1409
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,880
Before wild and crazy things might or might not happen.

1410
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,080
We haven't played that far ahead.

1411
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,080
We're pretty far ahead, but not quite that far ahead.

1412
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,080
So we don't even know what's going to happen.

1413
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,280
Good things.

1414
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,400
Fun things.

1415
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,360
It's our job to make it OK.

1416
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:56,720
That's right.

1417
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:57,440
True.

1418
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,639
No pressure.

1419
01:02:58,639 --> 01:03:00,880
If they had one job, this is it.

1420
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:01,680
We got this, guys.

1421
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,559
We got it.

1422
01:03:02,559 --> 01:03:04,960
Thank you so much for being here with us.

1423
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,440
Thank you so much for experiencing Mooklim and Sully with us.

1424
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,960
Mooklim and Sully aren't going anywhere.

1425
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,280
They're still kicking.

1426
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:12,639
They're still fighting.

1427
01:03:12,639 --> 01:03:15,840
They're still going to be in one shots here and there.

1428
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,599
And then who knows what happens in the future?

1429
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,680
Or the past.

1430
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,559
Or the past.

1431
01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:21,680
Or the past.

1432
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,720
Hit those bloops.

1433
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,080
Fire in the bloops.

1434
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,880
Bloop.

1435
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:25,440
No, no, no.

1436
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,920
You please lead this conversation with Daisy.

1437
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:28,480
I'm done.

1438
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,240
I did this to myself.

1439
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:32,720
Thank you.

1440
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,520
No, I did it to you, but you know.

1441
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:37,360
You assisted.

1442
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,720
So popcorn.

1443
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,000
Lindsay, you're aware of our popcorn initiatives situation?

1444
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:42,500
OK, cool.

1445
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:45,840
Lost you again.

1446
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:47,360
Yes.

1447
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,040
I figured that was a yes.

1448
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,160
But yes, I just want to make sure.

1449
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:50,640
OK, cool.

1450
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,559
It was just a no.

1451
01:03:52,559 --> 01:03:54,159
And I have no further questions.

1452
01:03:54,159 --> 01:03:54,659
No.

1453
01:03:55,519 --> 01:03:57,199
I'll figure it out as we go.

1454
01:03:57,199 --> 01:04:00,000
Mooklim, Sully, Professor Smarty Pants.

1455
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:00,400
Nope.

1456
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:01,839
Professor Smartmug.

1457
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:06,639
Fox, Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.